Noodling and other nonsense

NOODLING SHOULD BE LEGAL

Did you know it is illegal to noodle in TX? No? Me either. But law makers are trying to fix that.

Ok in case you are lucky enough to have never heard of noodling it's where you just shove your bare hand into a hole and grab a giant fish (if your lucky if not a snake or snapping turtle). I have no idea why this is illegal, how can they make it illegal to stick your hand in a hole? If you have a fishing license who cares? What bothers me more is that there are so many people who really want to do this that they got a group to fight for it. Especially when yesterday the Texas house ways and mean committee passed house bill 2187 a tax break to people buying yachts !  FUCKING YACHTS! When did TX get so back ass wards that people are fighting for their right to noodle and ignoring the hand out to incredible rich!? With as much as it passed in the vote in the house ways and mean committee I would guess it would pass the full house vote. I'm hoping that is wont pass the TX senate, but I have over estimated people before. So if you have the time please call/email your state senator HERE is and awesome page to find your people.
While you are at it you can comment on the noodling thing. I personally think if people want to fish with their bare hands like a bear more power to them. At a certain point we just have to let natural selection happen. Besides if everything that was dangerous was illegal we would never have any fun. 

Here are some fancy pants lady noodlers with gloves. WIMPS

This is how it usually happens

Stuff that made my childhood awesome!

I didn't have one but my neighbor did

Of course this show

this awesome movie

So damn cute. I wanted one so bad.

I was never very good at videos games but I got this before I figured that out so it was fun.

I was raised on the street

I would smurf that

Unicorns are just awesome

Swimming in the creek by my house and catching crawfish

 

I don't know if anyone else watched this but I digged it

mud. I'm still a huge fan

Pee wee's playhouse!

even if it did give me a couple of nightmares 

Dogs and puppies

Ferrets! Even if they stink.

POOLS!

Rainbow bright !

Of course this classic

I use to call them your little pony's 

I have lived in a hobbit hole to!

I still have my 

watching the cartoon with the toy! That's just fun on a bun!

Still have my shortcake dolls to

My favorite was Donatello 

My sister and other children

My awesome parents

I thought about putting in Beavis and Butthead, animaniacs, and boys but decided I would just stay with the young kid stuff. 

Trump Rant

Why is trump worried about Obama's grades from Harvard law? Where is Trumps grades from Harvard? No fuckin where! I would rather have the worst student from Harvard Law then the best from Wharton Business.

How does he not figure out that him trying to call out Obama on his made up flaws just magnifies what a douche bag he is. He said where is his long form birth cert. then Trump doesn't produce his long form birth cert. He asks for His grades from Harvard when he could never get into Harvard.

He is just a big attention whore who bankrupted a casino. A CASINO! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Part of me wants to ignore this and hope it goes away, but I know it doesn't work that way. If crazy people are the only ones talking about it then they will be the only ones being heard. That might be how this whole thing got to be this big of a problem. All the sane people who were going about their own business heard it and was like well that is too fucking stupid I don't want to waste my time with this. The next thing you know BAM! birther laws.

I'm glad that we live in a country where anyone (pretty much) can run for president. But that also mean any asshole can run for president! I'm glad I live in a country that we can vote for whoever we want, but that means any asshole can vote for any asshole they want!

 Part of me wants him to run cause he would never win, but the other half of me wants to weep for my country because so many people are so fucking stupid that he could seriously run for president.

I'm going to go roll of the floor and weep and flail around wildly because good people can't afford gas while he flies around in a personal Helicopter. He has filed bankruptcy 4 times. I have always paid my bills and I can barely get a car loan.

On top of all that the royal wedding is going to cost 4 million dollars or some crazy shit. While kids in Haiti are eating dirt cookies and would love to eat what their guest trow away.

"Cling tooth and nail to the following rule: Not to give in to adversity, never to trust prosperity, and always to take full note of fortune's habit of behaving just as she pleases, treating her as if she were actually going to do everything it is in her power to do. Whatever you have been expecting for some time comes as less of a shock." -Seneca 
 

The start of a very long list.

I just read a great articled called the 7 basic things you wont believe you’re all doing wrong (thanks David).

1. Pooping- Ever been told your too stupid to shit right? In all fairness you are probably not doing #2 right unless you shit in the woods like a bear. I do the second best option. I prop my feet up with a step stool. I like the leverage.

2. Bathing- Apparently your skin is horny and if you wash too much you kill your horny. No one likes that. Don’t use antibacterial soap everyday or you might kill us all with super bacteria. So Don’t bath everyday. Use mild soap. My fav is don’t use a towel. Air drying is fun too bad my cock blockin kids make it hard for me.

3. Breathing- Do it from your gut. I was trying to come up with a blow job joke here but couldn’t pull it off… Seems like if I can use blow job and pull it in the same sentence I could come up with a dirty joke. FAIL.

4.  Sleeping- If your not sleeping through the night that is great. Get up smoke, meditate, have sex (seriously that is the best option) and go back to sleep.

5. Giving birth- The way they do it in the hospital on your back is pretty much the worst way to have a baby ever. Giving birth the right way is a lot like taking a poop the right way. My suggestion is don’t have one. It is terribly uncomfortable, disgusting, expensive, gross things come out of them all the time. But if your all ready knocked up or insist on going through with it good luck and trust me they are worth it.

6. Brushing- Brush twice a day. Not after meals. Flossing is way better for your teeth then brushing. Apparently we are just too clean for our own good.

7. Sitting- Yeah we can’t even sit our fat asses down right. Our bodies aren’t designed to use chairs with backs and when we use them it puts too much pressure on our spins. When we normally sit our stomach muscles tense up and help support our tops. And some how sitting too much causes cancer. So does pretty much everything I do. I wouldn’t be surprised if I cause cancer. Cracked suggest sitting on an exercise ball (I love those things) or a kneeling stool. Whatever that is.

I’m doing pretty much everything the wrong way, but this list is a good start.
And FYI cracked.com is an awesome page. Another great article in 5 scientific reasons a zombie apocalypse could actually happen. Zombies scare the crap out of me! Also not the right way to poop.

Go the fuck to sleep

Ok for those of you who haven’t heard there is this cute little book. I thought it was a  funny parent joke. Again I over estimated people.
MSNBC Posted a story about it on it‘s facebook page. People are really freakin pissed. Apparently people think swearing is what is wrong with children. How silly. If a parent would read this to their children their children have all ready heard the word fuck. Also I really don’t think parents are reading this to there kids. It is just something every parent has thought and I think it is therapeutic to have this book. If you want to see more go here http://www.facebook.com/msnbc/posts/198650810171032

 People get upset about the strangest things.
Here are just some of things that are what is REALLY wrong right now
1. A BP plant in Texas City had a fire that sent local residents to the hospital. BP will only get richer.
2. Japan’s nuclear power plant that is killing all those animals and making that place pretty much unlivable forever
3. The average age of  the homeless people in Houston TX is 7.
4. A levee failed in Missouri
5. Weed and prostitution are still illegal
6.  Corporations are destroying America.  But people got more pissed because Obama wanted to give poor people healthcare.
7. Adults in loving committed healthy relationships can’t get married because a 2000 year old book said it was wrong.
8. The same couple in # 7 have trouble adopting while violent felons can breed as much as they want.
9. People don’t care about educating children.
10. Well you get the point
 If you have another one please leave it in a comment.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/samuel-l-jackson-reads-go-the-fk-to-sleep 

Oh yeah this is just what you think it is. Samuel L. Jackson reading go the fuck to sleep and it is awesome!

I know nothing!

Well I guess I know nothing about history. I was reading the Texas declaration of independence. The text seemed strange. So I decided to do some research. Turns out that Texas seceded from Mexico because they outlawed slavery! Again how the hell did that not come up in history class?
Ok so Texas seceded from Mexico because it abolished slavery -1836
Texas secedes from the US because they were trying to abolish slavery -1861
Governor Rick Perry threaten to Secede when the US has a black president. He claims it’s not because he is black, but because he taxes people too much. Mean while he is accepting billions of dollars of federal money. - 2009
Just a few thoughts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Declaration_of_Independence

Woman removed from history or San Jacinto day.

I am pissed. I know shocker huh?
Anyways Today is San Jacinto day here in TX. The battle everyone is so proud of where Texas ran screaming “remember the Alamo”! And the Texas army defeated a much larger Mexican army. All well and good. I did a report about it in elementary like I’m pretty sure every kid in TX had done at one time or another.
What pisses me off is today after 28 years of living in Texas I find out about how they really won that war. It finally makes sense. A mulatto slave woman named Emily that used her powers of femininity to “distracted” Santa Anna to give Texas the advantage.  She is where all that yellow rose of Texas stuff got started.
That is such an interesting story. The fact that it was covered up pisses me off to no end. I know it is not surprising that a group of men did not want to acknowledge their war victory was due to a woman, but come on! I have never heard a suggestion of this until today. What a bunch of bull shit. On top of that what other fascinating women have I been screwed out of learning about?! I'm so mad I could spit.
Read more about this here
http://timpanogos.wordpress.com/2007/04/15/true-story-yellow-rose-of-texas-and-the-battle-of-san-jacinto/

Well-behaved women seldom make history.
- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

How much do I love my children?

I love them no matter how much of their poop I have to clean up. I will change their diapers no matter how much they fight me while I do it. Even when they fight me and stick their hand in it. Seriously kid why are you fighting me?
I will love them even though they are just walking petri dishes of germs. That bring home some kind of massive snot producing virus every other week. Did I give birth to the outbreak monkey? Is this biological warfare?
I will love them no matter how many times they embarrass me in public. If it’s by picking their nose. Or my sons grabbing their junk. Or when they start screaming and crying like they are possessed by the devil.
I will love them no matter how many times I have to fix holes in the walls. Or have to scrub pin/crayon/food/toothpaste/poop/ect. off the wall. That wall didn’t need wall paper on it anyways. It looks better that way.
I will love them even if when they are tired and instead of going to sleep they cry. And cry. I could really use a nap.
I will love them no matter how many times they lie to me and tell me that they didn’t use the restroom in their pants. Or  tell me the dog did it. And the dog will love them to. No matter how many eye pokes or forced pony rides.
I can handle all of that. I will worry about the teenage problems when we get there.

another vaccine rant

I have been talking about this more then usual lately. I don't actually think I am changing anyones mind, but I wanted to vent a little. Then I will move on to less controversial issues. 
 Does anyone else think it is fucked up that when one medical journal accused The wakefield studies of not being done right it was all over the news and every one said case closed no link between autism and vaccines. Even though there has been a bunch of studies that show it? 
 And now that the guy who did the cdc studies have been charged with 13 counts of fraud and 9 counts of money laundering I haven't hardly heard shit. Why isn't this case close that anything the cdc tells you is bullshit? And I keep hearing that there is no mercury in vaccines any more? the cdc admits there is mercury in vaccines and the ones that don't use aluminum. They have propaganda the Nazis would envy!


http://www.cnbc.com/id/42592600


"Poul Thorsen, the principal coordinator of multiple studies funded by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) used to deny a vaccine/autism link was indicted on April 13th on 13 counts of fraud and 9 counts of money-laundering. The charges relate to funding for work he conducted for the CDC, which claimed to disprove associations between the mercury-based vaccine preservative, thimerosal, and increased rates of autism."

Yay for adoption!

I don’t like a lot of the stuff the anti-choice people do, but I am a big fan of promoting adoption. I’m glad some one is putting up billboard encouraging people not to abort. Just because I’m pro choice doesn’t mean I’m pro abortion. I think a large part of the problem is the illogical stigma attached to adopting out a baby. I read in an article that women who give up a baby have more metal anguish afterwards then women who abort. That is completely crazy but I can see how that can happen. There is so much pressure on women to be a good mother. Which in some ways are a good thing. There should be more pressure on fathers to be good parents to. When you hear about a father having custody of children people usually assume there is something seriously wrong with the mom. When the mom has custody no one thinks twice. I have heard guys bitch that their baby mommas lost their children to cps. Even though they weren’t helping and didn’t offer to take them afterwards. Then there are the guys that think they are good dads just because they pay there court ordered child support.
On the other hand a woman who admits that she isn’t the best person to raise a child and gives it to someone who will love them and raise them right is a wonderfully respectful thing to do. I’m glad the movie Juno came out but there are lot more movies that come out where some poor girl gets knocked up and against all odds raises the baby and lives happily ever after. When other women don’t feel they can live up to that they choose abortion over adoption. I know that is the story behind ever abortion just some of them.
I don’t know where I’m going with this since I have no idea how to make it better. There are a lot of good people out there that want to adopt. I wish it was easier to get children in to those homes. I wish I knew how to promote adoption and ease the undeserved guilt women feel from giving such a wonderful gift. There are just so many more issues that goes along with these things that I don’t have the ability to change or even fully understand. You can tell women all day that it is a wonderful thing to give a baby up for adoption and they might know it to. There is just so much deep physiological stuff going on.  I’m not saying this is such a big problem that we shouldn’t even try to tackle it.  I’m just saying I don’t have any idea how to.
My two cents is there is no shame in carrying a baby then giving it up for adoption. I know no one likes to admit they can’t do something and that they got themselves into a mess but shit happens. The public needs to stop shaming these women. And as always I wish the mental health services in this country were better and would give more counseling services for women when the give a baby up for adoption.

A tip for the menfolk

I’m not dating anymore but I have dated before. As a young single lady and as a single mom. I feel I might have some useful information for the guys trying to pick up the ladies. I’m not what I would consider a “normal” woman, but at least some of this should be helpful.
If this post seems a little judgmental that is because it is. I’m not one to beat around the bush. Who does that help?
All right helpful tip # 1. It’s ok to check out the butt. It’s flattering. Especially if you are attractive. Don’t be a creeper or nothing. You have to do it right it is a sensitive area. My suggestion is own it. You get caught accept the awkward eye contact (not for anything longer then a second or you are now a creeper). Follow up with maybe a head nod or something to say hey how’s it going? If she snubs you, you just weren’t hot enough. Or she is married/gay if you want to think positive. Let’s face it by the time you are caught how many options do you have. No one is buying the floppy head look around.
If you are married or looking for some not very nice reason then yes try to play it off like you are not looking.
Here is a good example of how not to check out the butt. I couldn’t really figure out how to explain it properly so I created a little cartoon. I will set the scene up for you. I was pumping gas. I leaned over the front seat to get my purse on the floor board on the passenger seat.

Him hiding behind his truck slowly wasn’t because I suck at making movies he just moved very slowly. No one is sexy enough to pull that move off.

Tip #2. At first I thought this was just a I’m crazy thing, but I have asked around and women agree. If the lady is a complete stranger with her kids don’t hit on her. Ever time a guy comes up to me when I’m with my kids I instantly think GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING PEDIPHILE! Snatch up my kids and high tail it out of there. Even if I didn’t think that who wants to flirt in front of their kids that is just creepy. This suck when I was a single mom and didn’t get out much with out my kids, but better safe then sorry. And for the love of god if I don’t know you don’t talk to my kid it doesn’t make me think oh he is good with kids it makes me think oh he wants to date a kid. God help you if you try to touch them.
If you know them or have any real reason to be talking to them assuming they like you go ahead and hit on them and be nice to their kids.
Tip#3. This is pretty much common sense. Don’t lie. It doesn’t matter if you are just planning on boinkin her once and jetting or you want a real long lasting relationship. If you are getting into a relationship they will figure it out and you will just look and be a giant dick. If you are just looking for a one night (or one quickie in in the back room) stand it is much better to be honest about it. This isn’t the 1950’s there are plenty of women just trolling for booty to. And if they know about it in advanced not only will they respect your honesty, and be more relaxed with out the added pressure of  wondering what this is going to turn into they are way less likely to end up stabbing you in the face or blowing up your truck then someone you had to trick into sleeping with you.
If you’re one of those guys that it makes you feel good to trick a sweet girl into sleeping with you, you are a complete loser get off my planet.
Tip #4. This really isn’t a hint I just wanted to go ahead and squash the myth that girls don’t like nice guys. Some girls do like assholes, but most girls do like nice guys. We just can’t stand fake nice or doormats. Big difference! When you are just being nice to get into our pants we can tell. Confidence good desperation bad. And doormats well if you can’t stand up for yourself how are you going to stand up for us when we need you? That doesn’t mean you should be a dick. Open the doors, tell us we are pretty, you can do all these nice respectful things with out smothering us or being up our ass.
You know what never mind just be yourself because you can’t fake being nice for too long and then the lady is left with the other you. The smelly, I don’t care to impress you or take out the trash anymore you! And that isn’t nice.
A tip to any women reading this don’t break up with a guy for being too nice. For one thing how is that a problem? It is one thing if you just don’t like them but how can someone treat you too good? And secondly everyone fakes it in the beginning trust me if you are with someone long enough you will see them be an asshole.
These hints are probably not going to help you find love, but it will help you be less annoying to women. That is a great start.

Companion Animal Protection Act B.H. No. 3450

It is kind of sad when they have to make a law that shouldn’t need to be a law just basic human decency. Right now they are trying to do that in TX. You shouldn’t have to tell animal shelters not to kill animals if someone wants to take care of them or if they have the room for them. It is sad that we have to make a law saying that “animals held in shelters deserve proper care”.
 The Companion Animal Protection Act was filed recently. Here is a link to the text of the bill http://www.nokilladvocacycenter.org/pdf/txcapa.pdf
If it becomes a law it will outlaw “convenience killings” by shelters. That’s when there is no reason they can’t take care of them but they just don’t feel like it.
Make it where they have to cooperate with other shelters and groups. So if a lab rescue wants to take a dog the shelter can’t be like screw you we are going to put it down anyways.
The shelter has to treat the animals with a reasonable amount of care.
Not kill them in ways that are unusually cruel.
Shelters wont be able to sell animals to labs for research.
Shelters would have to be honest to the public about how many animals they kill and how they operate.
Plus not kill animals just because of their breed. And many more wonderful ideas.
All this sounds great right? Why are a few people against it?
Is it going to cost us more money? Similar laws have saved the tax payers of city and county of San Francisco $486,480 since 1998 so that is a pretty safe no. By shifting the responsibility to private rescue groups and cutting back on expensive euthanizing and body disposal tax payers save money. It doesn’t cut jobs. It saves cute fuzzy creatures. What is the hold up?
Well TX Shelters don’t want people to know that they have been killing thousands of animals in cruel ways because it would effect donations. People don’t want to donate to an animals shelter that kills a lot of dogs the day they are brought in rather then make an effort to adopt them out. They are using people’s ignorance to get their money and it makes me sick.  Not all shelters are bad I’m not saying don’t donate to any of them, but I am asking for help to get this law passed. Right now it is easier for them to kill the animals then actually try to get them adopted so that is what a lot of them do. Houston area humane societies shelters kill 89% of all animals brought in to them.
Here is a link to Texas public health committee members http://s312584456.initial-website.com/legislation/texas-capa/public-health-committee-members/
Please call/ email/ fax  to show support for CAPA H.B. No. 3450
Here is an great petition http://www.change.org/petitions/support-the-bill-to-save-puppies-and-kittens-hb-3450/#?opt_new=f&opt_fb=f 
 And here is the links to some articles and websites that obviously know more about this then I do!
http://www.examiner.com/animal-shelters-in-houston/opposition-to-the-bill-that-would-save-texas-shelter-pets

http://s312584456.initial-website.com/legislation/texas-capa/
http://www.nathanwinograd.com/?p=5444

Jesus wanted to have a word with you.

Hey conservatives,
Your friend Jesus you are always talking about left you a note in red. I looked over it and it says that you should “go and sell that you have, and give to the poor”. He also said you are suppose to love thy neighbor with no exceptions. Even if they are illegal. It looks like he has been real busy walking around in those hippie sandals he likes giving away free health care. Looks like the poor/old aren’t too lazy and unimportant for him to want to help out. He also mentioned something about "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God”. Oh and sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it looks like your not invited to his party. Something about it’s harder for a rich man to get into heaven then it is to get a camel through the eye of a needle.
Love,
HLM

Not all assholes are created equally

I didn't know till just now that there is some disagreement about who is to blame  for the riots and murders over that douche who burnt the quran. I'm not saying it was a good idea to burn the book, but that doesn't change the fact if you kill some one because someone else burnt a book you are the problem. I hope that came out clear. Burning a book ass hole < Killing innocent people asshole. I don't care if he used it to wipe his ass the murders are the problem. Direct your anger appropriately.

WARNING: No one is going to like this! Also I use bad words and talk about religion and politics.

I haven't felt much like writing so I just got something I wrote a while back.
Every other developed nation has universal health care and they live longer and have less babies die. No country is trying to fight to not have universal health care. Canadians are not sneaking down here for our pills and health care its American faking being Canadian for meds and doctors. Even if there wasn't so much proof that it works it seems like since America is a so called "Christian nation" there wouldn't be so many people against poor people going to the doctor the bible doesn't say love your neighbor unless they are poor, foreign, or gay then fuckem and news flash people poor people are all ready going to the doctor they just clogging the ER and the doctors who see them never get paid for it. With universal health care they could get there problems fixed not just patched up, doped up, and sent back with no real help. Then the doctor could get paid for helping them. That's why the majority of doctors and citizens want a public option in spite of what you might of heard on fox news. The reason we don't have it yet because soooo many politicians are in the insurance companies pockets and for some reason most people don't seem to understand this is worth fighting for. It's just our children's health and future why would we care about that? 
And if you think this doesn't effect you cause you have insurance if you get sick most likely your insurance is going to find any reason they can not to cover your treatment then drop you and then no insurance will touch you because of your preexisting condition, and god forbid you are born with something. 
To sum this up poor people still deserve to go to the doctor and universal health care is good for everyone.

The war
So why did we go to war with Iraq when the people who attacked us on 9/11 where from Afghanistan? I was told recently is was to stop funding for the terrorist because Iraq had money. This would be like some one attacking us to stop funding to Mexico. It wouldn't work and it's a terrible idea. I'm not against the war I wish it wasn't started by incompetent morons. It could of saved us a lot of time, lives,
and money. What I don't understand is how so many Christians are for the war. Jesus said turn the other cheek, love your enemy, Forgive people who sin against you, blah blah blah. It never said bomb innocent people because they may or may not hate you. Can you really blame them for hating America? We can't seem to stop fucking up there country. You can't loving occupy another country. 

Religion
I just want to say this is not meant to offend this is a rant to make me feel better. I know people get crazy about religion. Anyways I find the fact that so many people are really truly Christians terrifying. That God created Satan then bet him he can collect more souls. That God loves everyone but there is a good chance he is going to send you to Hell forever. Even people who have never even heard of Jesus get sent to Hell for not believing in someone they never heard of. That is loving. That Jesus/God was a zombie Jew who is now sending Jews to Hell for not worshipping him. Don't get me wrong Jesus sounds like a great guy wish more people were like him. I don't think he would be against gays or the poor. I don't even think he would go around blowing up abortion doctors. Like Gandhi said "I like your Christ, your Christians are nothing like your Christ". But I'm not going to worship him cause some book that doesn't make sense tells me to. I'm not trying to judge Christian. I know no one is where they want to be in there personal growth Especially me. I love money, I am easily angered, well there is a long list I will just leave it at that. It just seems like most Christians just use there religion to make them feel better about doing what ever they want to do. 
I think not teaching evolution in school is way past crazy. Creationism is not a valid science. You can see evolution how is this still being disputed? I think faith is a wonderful thing but seriously? Stop holding back our whole country because of a old book. Leave science up to the scientist the world isn't flat, everything is evolving. I don't want to miss out on all the good stem cells have to offer because of a few really loud crazy people's issues. 
I don't want it to seem like I am against Christians I don't think any person should take religion to extreme because you are just guessing! I think everyone should be able to believe what ever they want I don't care. I just don't want it to effect me! I wouldn't be talking about this at all if Christians weren't trying to sneak the religion in everywhere. I don't want anyone preaching to my kids. If they grow up Christians more power to them I don't want them brainwashed and told if they don't believe they are going to Hell forever. JESUS LOVES YOU! The only time Religion should mix with state is when the priest comes to give an inmate last rights. Who oddly enough usually think they are going to heaven even though they kill and rape people, but babies who are not baptized don't get in. I know every Christian believes in different things this is just a general rant and is not meant for one person. And FYI I'm a big fan of God and forgiveness. Love is the key try to take care of each other. I know its hard to tell from this rant ,but I try not to be too judgmental. That's something else I need to work on. 
Abstinence only education does not work.! It has been proven time and time again. Keep your religion out of school like the constitution says to! I don't agree with a lot of the things these slave owning/ raping child marrying men did, but this idea was a real winner! Religion has no place in school. It's sad that there are children out there that need to be told by a health teacher what there period is or that they can get pregnant if they have sex in water, or if the girl is on top, or even if the girl doesn't orgasm. I know because I have had to tell people this! I have had to explain this and many other crazy things to uneducated adults some who have all ready had children. My personal favorite was explaining that people can not have babies with sheep. Teenagers are going to have sex. Lots of it and most of them are stupid. We don't need to help them be stupid by with holding information. Tell them to wait, but if they don't wrap it up. STD'S and pregnancy are rapid and the Trojan man will never show up and the last moment and tell you to wrap it up as great as that would be. 
Abortion 
I can see why people would be against abortion. No one in there right mind is like YAY ABORTION, but if they are I think they should be first in line to get one cause they shouldn't be breeding and raising children. I never had an abortion but that is because I love my babies and take care of them! If I didn't want or couldn't take care of them I wouldn't have had them. Having babies is dangerous and I can't tell some one they have to have one because I'm not the boss of any one else's vagina just like I don't want any one else being the boss of mine. I think before any one should be able to try to make a law against abortion they should have to sign something saying they are willing to raise all these unwanted children. No one likes abortion but the world isn't perfect! It's a personal choice that who ever makes will have to live with the rest of there life. Most woman do not take it lightly and if they do choose to have one they have a damn good reason! 
Criminals
Let the pot smokers and prostitutes out keep the killers and rapist in! I am the first person to admit that people change but if you rape a baby fuck you! You never need to see the light of day again. Why are these people getting out and put back in 3 or 4 times? These are only the times they get caught 70% of children who are abused never tell any one. So if they get caught that means most likely they have hurt a lot more children. I'm not talking about 21 year olds with 17 year olds I'm not even sure why that is a issue. But 40 year old with a 4 year old just shoot them and the world will be a better place. I'm pretty sure if the world took a vote these people would be voted off the island! The same goes for serial killers, serial rapist, pretty much anyone who spends there life spreading pain a misery. Make drugs and prostitution legal. Tax the crap out of it and pay to educate our children so they have a better future so hopefully they wont grow up to be pot smoking prostitutes. 
Misc.
Why don't they make it where people on gov. assistance have to be on birth control? I know it against a lot of people's religion, but you don't have to take the hand out! I know some people need help out sometimes but obviously your family doesn't need to be growing if you all ready can't take care of them! They should hand out birth control like candy! Not just condoms but pills and the morning after pill. Do we really need all these people having babies? I love babies and if you want to have one I hope you have one and all the luck in the world to you, but we don't need to be fruitful anymore! There is enough people here! This part is not just because I'm pregnant and a little pissy about it. I thought this before I got pregnant because I couldn't afford to be on the pill. I love my children!
Why shouldn't gay people just be allowed to be gay? Two consenting adults want to have sex ,fall in love more power to them! People who say God wanted it to be one man one woman that between you and god leave everyone else out of it. I would much rather see two Gays in love get married then the way it use to be where men would pretty much sell there daughters into slavery and call it marriage. And if your one of those what about the children people don't worry gays are not sneaking into schools trying to convert your children, and if gays want to raise some of these unwanted children in a loving home I think they deserve a metal! 
Go hug your children tell them they are wonderful and you love them! Why your are at it tell your friends and family because they love you even though your human and not perfect and they still put up with you. 


All right I think I am done... Feel free to comment, but don't expect a reply. I live in the south and I'm a pro choice, democrat, non-christian I have to be honest I'm tired of arguing.

Vaccines and my surprise

I have to admit that I am surprised that with all the so called “radical” ideas that I post about that the vaccine post get the most opposition. Is it really that strange to think that it is a bad idea to listen to the government about how many vaccines we should be getting? When they are deep in the pocket of big pharm. Most people believe that big corporations are evil, greedy, bastards (since they are people now) that would throw kids under a bus for a few bucks. No one has disagreed with me that they hand out over charged pills like candy to who ever wants and can afford them even if you don’t need them.  Add on to that the list of known  illness and death that are listed as the side effects on the vaccine. Then mix in that the government has made it where you can’t sue them when they kill people. Seriously no matter how grossly negligent they are no matter how many people they kill they cannot be sued. How can anyone be ok with that?
So to review Pharm companies  get ass loads of guaranteed revenue from mandatory vaccines with NO liability.
Just reading the ingredients is very troubling. I go out of my way to give my kids healthy non GMO foods, fresh air, sunshine to go to the doctor and have them pumped full of heavy metals, chemicals, and live viruses.
I’m not anti-vaccine. I give my kids vaccines. I’m anti-blindly following. Just because they are crazy greedy doesn’t mean every part of what they have done is bad. But your baby doesn’t need a shot of heavy metals it’s first day of life. Not all kids should get all the vaccines when the Pharm company says you should. I give my kids the vaccines I think they should get when I think they should get them. I read about the issue I talk to people who know. Nurses, doctors, mothers, families. Because this is actually a life or death issue and should be taking seriously!
People talk about how everyone should get vaccinated for herd immunity like we are a group of cows preparing for the slaughter.   This is how the argument usually goes.

them-Everyone needs to get vaccinated for herd immunity

Me-Well vaccines have been shown to cause out breaks from what they are trying to prevent and if they worked then why does everyone need to get them? You can get the vaccine then you don’t have to worry about the other people.

Them-The vaccines don’t always work and what about the people who can’t get vaccines because they are sick or too young?

Me- So other people are suppose to take a dangerous shot for the team even though it might kill them. Obviously if sick people and babies aren’t suppose to get them they are not that damn safe.

Them- You’re a stupid liar! All those studies are lies! Blah blah blah… insert link to some study or man paid for by pharm company.

It really blows my mind how people can be pro-choice a woman’s body is her own business. But your baby needs to be pumped full of dangerous material for my safety! Science is good but all the studies that show vaccines are bad for you (the ones not done by the companies that make them) are stupid.
Oh well. The reason people think climate change is real because the scientist who are not bought (even some who are) are saying it is real. Then when all the scientist come out and say vaccines are dangerous and the studies are being bullied and forced  to say they are not. People still blindly follow.

edited http://www.cnbc.com/id/42592600- Poul Thorsen, the principal coordinator of multiple studies funded by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) used to deny a vaccine/autism link was indicted on April 13th on 13 counts of fraud and 9 counts of money-laundering. The charges relate to funding for work he conducted for the CDC, which claimed to disprove associations between the mercury-based vaccine preservative, thimerosal, and increased rates of autism.


Update: The same people who brought you the junk science that said cigarettes weren't unhealthy and did not cause cancer Just bought a large chunk of a vaccine manufacture. . 
And why wouldn't they since they are now growing vaccines on tobacco plants? Even though you can not use the nicotine in the tobacco plants as insecticide any more (even though it kills the fuck out of bugs) because it is too dangerous to people "Nicotine cannot be used on edible crops, due to the fact that it has the same toxicity symptoms as organophosphate insecticides. Nicotine poisoning symptoms include vomiting, nausea, headaches, difficulty breathing, stomach pains, and seizures." 
They can buy all the studies they want. Now that they have more power then god they can start marketing to kids again and making their product more addictive.  All for the bargain price of $290,000. Fantastic!   


Here is also a great video by "Dr. Kenneth Stoller, MD was trained as a pediatrician at UCLA and was a fellow of the American Academy of Pediatrics for two decades. In 2008 he resigned from the AAP after realizing that the AAP has known that mercury in vaccines can cause Autism and other neurological damage, yet the organization has refused to make a determined effort to have mercury (in thimerosal) removed from all vaccines. And in fact, has instead engaged in a cover-up to protect the interests of the vaccine makers and pharmaceutical empires. "

He does still run a practice like most doctors.

I almost forgot! Found out that the vaccine court that the government runs because you can't sue vaccine companies paid out 2 billion dollars to the victims of catastrophic injury from vaccines. This 2 billion dollars comes from tax dollars. The taxes on the vaccines go to pay the victims of the vaccines. Vaccine manufactures keep all the profit. There is an ass load of profit.  

On top of all this countries that give more vaccines have higher infant mortality rates.