Some Silly Email

One day a while back I was sitting in my room checking my email. I opened an email from a friend that obviously  had a political orientation. I was excited about this because I use to not get a lot of political emails. It was a forwarded email which was a good sign I shouldn't take it too seriously. It was a video. It started playing and it was a man in a Benjamin Franklin costume. I thought to myself oh goody a joke. Then I started listening to the silly man give a very passionate speech. I'm a pretty open minded person so I listen to it. I was like yeah the government has done a lot of things lately that piss me off, but it's not because I pay too much taxes. How silly I'm not going to mail tea bags. Maybe if it was for protesting how the city water looks like you already put a teabag in it and how every time you looked in the toilet it always looked like someone didn't flush. Or how the creek down the road is so polluted they tell people not to eat the fish out of it. Not over taxes.

I'm real surprised I remember the email as well as I do. I really didn't see it going anywhere how could someone take something like that seriously? It was funny and people like to bitch I figured that would be the start and the end of it. Looking at that email I would have never of guessed so many people would make that their way of life. Then they started having protest, and conventions, and rallies.

I found out later that the tea party was just a front for the incredibly rich to manipulate and distract the scared and uneducated people to make it look like a grass roots movement.  You keep people poor a scared and they are easily manipulated. It really is smart when you think about. No one fights harder for a cause then if they think someone is going to destroy their family. So they started saying the gay Muslim Kenyan monkey socialist nazi monster was going to kill your grandma and kill your babies. So even though the republicans wrecked the economy and the people running the corporations were keeping them poor and scared and doing a lot of damage to their grandmas and babies they got people who were obviously not paying attention to believe Obama did it. Pretty impressive.

The true beauty (or terror) of what they have done is that all the stuff they got those people to commit to is real hard for people to come back from. It's understandably difficult for people to be likes oops looks like Obama wasn't a terror baby from Kenya. My bad. Once you start claiming shit like that you are really committed. Once you dress up like Benjamin Franklin with tea bags dangling from your head screaming in anger because some one has convinced you this is what God wants, you're committed (and should probably be the other kind of committed).  

Ain't that some shit? Don't get me wrong it's a good thing that people can believe strongly about things and don't flip flop with every article they read, but come on! Have people always been so concerned with being right? If your going to take life lessons from people like this your probably not planning it out very well. Logic went out the window some people lost their minds. Shit happens.

What I'm getting at is Tea Baggers it's ok to come back to some kind of sanity. Liberals really are not out to get you. You were tricked, again shit happens and we will welcome you back with open arms. You don't even have to vote for liberals just stop voting for people who are bat shit crazy. God is not calling on them to run for shit they are using your beliefs to manipulate you. It's ok to be wrong everyone does it that doesn't mean you have to do it the rest of your life.

Toy Guns Annoy The Crap Out Of Me

Probably not for the same reason it does other hippie moms. I don't think it is a moral issue and if you give a kid a toy gun it will make them violent or go out and shoot people. It's really not that hard to keep guns where kids can not physically get to them. Plus even if you don't give your kids toy guns it is very important for them to understand that you NEVER EVER play with a gun or be around other people playing with guns. I played with them all the time growing up and the only thing it did was make me even more of an annoying child then I already was.
1. They are annoying even compared to other kids toys! Who the hell wants kids running around shoving shit in your face yelling BAM BAM BAM! My husband recently bought the kids toy guns with that red paper popping crap that is loud and stinky. Seriously what was that maniac thinking?
Also I know most people will never have to worry about this but I have a friend who got shot 9 times and finds it hard with the PTSD to deal with that shit. With all the vets recently coming home from war I bet there will be more and more people with this issue. He wasn't a vet he was just hanging out at his house and some random crazy person knocked on the door shot his dad in the head and then turn the gun on him then asked for a drink of water. Now he is a little sensitive (big understatement) about kids pretending to shoot him. They are ok for the most part this story kind of derailed. The point is toy guns are annoying and can make people have dangerous flash backs.
2. My son is Autistic and I don't really know if he can fully understand that the bright orange play toy is different then the killing machines. Which for the most part doesn't matter because again I don't leave guns where they can get to them. The problem is that the manic I mention earlier isn't gun smart along with countless other gun nuts in this state. interesting fact, There are 2 guns for every person in TX. My husband now understand the importance of guns safety. Which is fantastic because I would hate to pistol whip him over gun safety. That would be some awesome situational irony for a hippie to beat a redneck with a gun, but I would rather not. I just can't teach all the manics and it would only take one irresponsible gun owner to ruin my life. Honestly sometimes people's recklessness is amazing. It makes me really wonder about that darwin theory. Because yeah sometimes people do stupid shit that ends up killing them but more often then not they do stupid shit that kills an innocent bystanders before they go knock up their girlfriends.

I think a better title for this post would have been toy guns are annoying, but not as annoying as irresponsible gun owners.

Animals Are Hard Core!

Ok so there is a hilarious video that is kind of old news now. 

Yeah crazy funny, but if you want to meet the real bad ass bitch you need to see this video... Trust me it is worth it. 

I would like to make a funny comment here but nothing is coming to me.

Are Blondes Mutants?

Apparently yes, yes they are. Ain't that some shit?

I was doing a little research for the blog post I was going to write and I stumbled upon an article called Cavemen Preferred blondes. Being a part of this hair minority I was interested.

Turns out that there was a lack of men in Europe 10,000 years ago. So when they got the chance to mate they pretty much got their pick of the ladies. They picked the mutants with blonde hair and blue eyes and populated the area with their mutant offspring!

After finding out that I started wondering why I had green eyes unlike most of the worlds population. Turns out that to is a mutation of blue eyes. So not just a mutation but it's a mutation of a mutation. Apparently One person had a genetic mutation that turned their eyes blue. Then some times that mutates and turns eyes green. Which explains why my parents don't have green eyes. A interesting piece of information is scientist think all those people have one common ancestor. I don't know why they don't think it could have happen to more then one person over the long history of mankind but whatever.

So to recap on my research of today I'm a mutated mutant and freaks are sexy.

Mother Gaia

Source http://humon.deviantart.com/#/d3fh24i 

Yeah that is how I see this going down. Because I'm a stoic I call it Logos, but it's all the same.