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Friday, August 23, 2013

Negative Calorie Foods

1. Birthday Cake
2. Any food from someone else's plate 
3. Any food while drunk
4. Any food while crying
5. Just kidding, but how great would that be? I just want to be fit and eat cake too. 





In case you really wanted some health info 






That being said, there are foods that you can eat that (unless you go crazy on), you will burn more calories eating, then they contain. 











Monday, August 27, 2012

Dear Haters


To all my haters,
I have started a successful business. I have an excellent GPA in college, where I am pursuing my passion for law.  I am surrounded by my fantastic family and friends who love me. With so much to be proud of I cannot possibly muster up the slightest concern for what you think about me. Hope there are no hard feelings. Good luck with starting fights over the internet, but in your future asshole activities go sell your brand of crazy somewhere else.
Thank you bunches,
Penelope
P.S. The rest of this post is reserved for all the fucks I give.




















..........................................................................No fucks were found.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Epic Morning Find

Some times I worry that I waste too much time on the internet. Than I find something as epic as this, and I know it was worth it.