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Dear Haters

To all my haters,
I have started a successful business. I have an excellent GPA in college, where I am pursuing my passion for law.  I am surrounded by my fantastic family and friends who love me. With so much to be proud of I cannot possibly muster up the slightest concern for what you think about me. Hope there are no hard feelings. Good luck with starting fights over the internet, but in your future asshole activities go sell your brand of crazy somewhere else.
Thank you bunches,
Penelope

P.S. The rest of this post is reserved for all the fucks I give.




















..........................................................................No fucks were found.

Contagious

Found this 

Epic Morning Find

Some times I worry that I waste too much time on the internet. Than I find something as epic as this, and I know it was worth it. 

I'm thankful for my weird friends.

Since I have terrible writer's block I think I might start posting weird stuff my friends and I talk about. I might be normal, but all my friends are weirdos.

This is a gold nugget from this morning.

And HAPPY 4TH EVERYONE.

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anything you want to do tomorrow?

maybe We can jump a couple hobos

that will be fun

where do we find the hobos

usually under houses and rocks. That may have been what what really attacking the rats under your house

awesome. Since I have houses and rocks they should be easy to find because I will have to be drunk

you'll have to be drunk tomorrow? To find hobos?

if we are going to beat them up

Sometimes you can string beer on a line and catch them that way, so being drunk will be helpful. We'll tie fishing line around you, dangle some hooks, and you'll run around drunk and naked. They'll eat that shit up!

I don't want to be hobo bait

that sounds like a rape waiting to happen

No the beer will be dangling from your body too. And yes, the initial eye-catcher will be your body. And yes, they'll want to rape you at first. But then they'll get sidetracked on your beer!

It's perfect!!!

are you saying beer is more attractive than me?

Nope not at all. I'm saying hobos are extreme alchoholics

Stereotyping people is wrong