Friday, April 8, 2011

Jesus wanted to have a word with you.

Hey conservatives,
Your friend Jesus you are always talking about left you a note in red. I looked over it and it says that you should “go and sell that you have, and give to the poor”. He also said you are suppose to love thy neighbor with no exceptions. Even if they are illegal. It looks like he has been real busy walking around in those hippie sandals he likes giving away free health care. Looks like the poor/old aren’t too lazy and unimportant for him to want to help out. He also mentioned something about "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God”. Oh and sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it looks like your not invited to his party. Something about it’s harder for a rich man to get into heaven then it is to get a camel through the eye of a needle.

1 comment:

  1. I say these things all the time!!!!!! Thank you!!!! I will now figure out how to follow your blog!! Peace and love, another southern hippie liberal momma