FDA Has Concluded Walnuts Are Drugs

No, seriously. They say that  "Diamond of California Shelled Walnuts"  Are good for you and now should be considered drugs. I would tell you more but you really have to check this shit out yourself.

Edit: I should probably add some more. Sorry I got all flustered when I found out. This probably, maybe wouldn't be such a fucking joke if they weren't ok with selling Mcnuggets to kids. Along with all the other GMO and/or ammonia soak mystery meat slurry they are a ok with passing off as "food"